Brian: Even better than the robot butler from Rocky IV

Tom: I’m so ashamed of myself right now.

Tom: Blurgh

Brian: Buh

Tom:

Sometimes I feel like I’m going easy on myself if I do inkwash. That’s a jerk thing to think, but there it is. So this is just the cropped unprocessed photo from my phone on my lunchbreak:

Brian:

Fucking caterpillars, way to be fucking weirdos!
They have weird Lion butts.
Cracked a new pack of 8 Crayolas for this one. 

Phil:

I can’t believe these cute things turn into hideous butterflies.

Tom:

Probably designing playgrounds is like being an asexual pornographer.

Brian:

Ain’t nobody playin’, must all be workin’

Tom:

Someday I’ll get sick of putting Watch the Throne lyrics on drawings, but it is sure as fuck not today.

Brian: Scooch in a little closer, maybe touch your child?

Tom:

I thought this would be kind of boring, but I zoned out and just drew. It was so relaxing, I ran out of lunch hour on that lower right corner. Oh well.

Brian: I’m with Tom, good zone-outer, I just didn’t do it for very long.

Tom:

Normally I hate drawing cars, but I kind of want to have a blog where I just draw this car over and over again.

Brian:

I’ve always loved these weird little catfish-faced bubble cars. I started deeply studying this image. I looked close-up at the license plate number, the impossible cartoon faces, the mysterious lone man in the background, the warbly Eiffel Tower, the sinister Messerschmitt logo. My imagination instantaneously unfolded an emotionally complex narrative that no 90-second TV spot or clever advertising slogan could ever incite. I want to get into this headspace more as I do these drawings.

Phil: Like some kinda shoe car

My children are spoiled monsters

Tom:

Okay seriously fuck this. This is my third try and it’s all I’m trying. My eyes slip right off that picture.

Brian:

I had to get in there with some structure lines to figure out how all this business works. My grandfather was a jeweller and knew all this stuff inside and out, I thought about him fixing watches while I drew this.

Phil:

Dan Spitz of Anthrax is a watchmaker.

Tom:

Brian:

Phil:

Draw this pic and post it as a comment why don’t you?